Yo! Just a weirdo who's addicted to tumblr. Enjoy my downward spiral into insanity :) xx
I Will Follow you into the Dark - Death Cab for Cutie
Patient who arrived at the hospital with symptoms of pneumonia is given an x-ray, only to discover his neck is full of needles. The patient is a heroin addict who would shoot up into his neck, he would then pass out or fall asleep and the needles would break off into his neck
Anonymous said: Tia you know how trek fans are called trekkies & sherlock fans are called sherlockians etc.? what are merlin fans called??
I WENT TO STARBUCKS TO GET HOT CHOCOLATE BUT I ACCIDENTALLY SAID “CAN I GET A HOT CHOCLETY MILK” INSTEAD OF HOT CHOCOLATE
MY SISTER ASKED ME WHAT I GOT FROM STARBUCKS AND I SAID HOT CHOCLETY AGAIN
This is not what I want to be remembered for
tumblr has given me the ability to laugh at the stupidest shit in the world
in my head
with a straight face.
I need to be a professional woman who wears expensive lingerie under designer clothes